❝ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ, ᴀ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠɪɴɢ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ !❞

dumbasian:

galpalsincorporated:

You know when girls wear fishnets under shorts or ripped jeans… that’s some Good Shit™

factsmyguy:

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

golfgalaxy:

creamynut:

golfgalaxy:

i’ve studied the titty

what you learn?

it’s good

yungkingblackbolt:

lilit69:

art from the tomb of Ramses IV

“When I die, I want y'all to make a bigass wall carving of me with a hard on and have a tiny dude swingin off that shit. That’s how I wanna be remembered.”

-Ramses IV

fartgallery:

CHILD: why are there tides?

ME: the moon is trying to steal our water but it’s very bad at it

whatisthismommy:

Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones

dlubes:

earthdad:

date someone who would eat your butt like how Guy Fieri drinks

this officially ruined my night

bewvitched:

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw